Livi-isms

 

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Me: We’re going to the store.

Liv: For what?

Me: Chicken and coconut milk.

Liv: Ohhhhh that sounds WONDERFUL.

 

(Pointing at Bella) “Bella, you are NOT A HUMAN.”

 

Livi’s yoga teacher: What are you going to be for Halloween?

Liv: I’m going to be a bumblebee!

Yoga teacher: Oh, so cute! You’re going to be the sweetest little bumblebee.

Liv: I’m gonna sting people.

 

And now, the zinger…

Liv: Mama, close your eyes. I’ll give you a massage?

I close my eyes, and get the most glorious little face massage with tiny hands. Then, I realize my face is wet.

Me: Liv, why is my face wet? What did you use?

Liv: Spit. I’m using it like lotion.

 

More Livi-isms here, here, here and here.

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69 Comments

  1. Carrie (This Fit Chick) on October 29, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    ahahahh chicken and milk… dont know anyone else who would get that excited over them!

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 3:31 pm

      hahah! the little things

  2. Rebecca @ Strength and Sunshine on October 29, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    Hahahaha! That is great! She is such a diva 😉

  3. Meg @ A Dash of Meg on October 29, 2014 at 3:45 pm

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favourite post in the WORLD! Oh Gina, she is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wanna squeeze her! Yes, that last one with the spit is the best!

  4. Meg @ A Dash of Meg on October 29, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    oh, and is that not the best picture of her EVER!?

  5. Ashley @ My Food N Fitness Diaries on October 29, 2014 at 4:03 pm

    Seriously. These posts make my day. Such a little cutie!

  6. Traci on October 29, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    You better watch out for a cute but STINGING bumblebee in a few days!

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:26 pm

      right?! she’s on a mission apparently

  7. Christine@ Apple of My Eye on October 29, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    This post made me crack up! SO cute!! She’s a gem.

  8. brandalyn on October 29, 2014 at 4:43 pm

    Omg I love it! I have a 4 year old and can definitely relate!

  9. Jenn (eating bender) on October 29, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    Words can’t describe how much I love reading these! The spit lotion just made my day, haha. Very purifying. 🙂

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:26 pm

      you have much to look forward to 😉 xoxo

  10. Linda @ the Fitty on October 29, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    My daily dosage of cuteness has been served.

    These are one of my favourite posts, Gina.

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:25 pm

      thank you linda! xo

  11. Alexandra on October 29, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    These posts are my favorite!! Dying about the spit hahaha

  12. Mary on October 29, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    LOL at using spit for lotion. My son thinks its funny to lick my face but I am so grossed out by it.

  13. Julie on October 29, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    Oh no on the spit acting as lotion! She’s so cute!

  14. Julie on October 29, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    Too funny and cute!! That picture of her is just perfect- she is gorgeous 🙂

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:25 pm

      thank you- she is an amazing little thing <3

  15. Lizzie on October 29, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    I love these posts! She is such a sassy pants and I’m sure brings endless entertainment to you guys.

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:25 pm

      it never ends 🙂 xoxo

  16. RachelG on October 29, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    First of all, she is the most adorable little girl!! 🙂 Secondly, please share what your reaction was to the spit comment. lol! I feel like I’d be kind of proud of her for being so innovative. 😛

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:25 pm

      haha thank you! tom and i were cracking up. i just couldn’t believe it happened and she said that. what a nut haha

  17. Joanna on October 29, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    HAHAHAHA! I love it. That last one was so cute, had me crackin up.

  18. char eats greens on October 29, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    LOL!!!! Oh my goodness, that is toooooo funny!!!! Please tell me you were laughing after that!!! My daughter strokes my hair right now and I love it. It’s the cutest thing ever!

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:24 pm

      tom and i were dying laughing. it was amazing and gross and hilarious

  19. Meagan on October 29, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    OMG! I love these posts 🙂 I look forward to them and always die laughing!!

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:24 pm

      thank you! i have so much fun putting the lists together

  20. Anita on October 29, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    Hahaha! I actually laughed out loud at that last one. What a cutie! I love a lady with spunk. 🙂

    Always, Anita

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:24 pm

      oh she has tons of that haha. xoxo

  21. Chloe on October 29, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    OMG. My husband is looking at me like I’m crazy because I just burst out laughing at that last one. “Spit. I’m using it like lotion.” Hahahahaha! Too cute.

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:24 pm

      hahahah! too much <3

  22. sne on October 29, 2014 at 7:12 pm

    Omg she’s so adorable!

  23. Liz on October 29, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    …I’m going to sting people… lmao =) that ones my favorite

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:23 pm

      i was laughing so hard. so funny!

  24. Giselle on October 29, 2014 at 7:28 pm

    OMG that spit lotion is hilarious! At least it wasn’t toilet water 😉

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:23 pm

      hahaha right?? oh nooooo

  25. Ali on October 29, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    That is AMAZING! She is just the cutest, smartest little one ever!

    Xoxo

    • Fitnessista on October 29, 2014 at 9:23 pm

      thank you! she is the best <3 xoxo

  26. Sana on October 29, 2014 at 8:10 pm

    Love this post! She is adorable and she’s sure going to love reading these when she’s older 😉

  27. Erin on October 29, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    These are great! I love when Livi-isms appear on the blog 🙂

  28. sue on October 29, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    hahah! i love when you do a livism post, it’s always guaranteed to make my day a little better!

  29. Livi @ Eat, Pray, Work It Out on October 30, 2014 at 3:17 am

    hahaha the intention is there, but the follow through…spit?!…haha she’s still learning!

  30. Cassie Vaughn on October 30, 2014 at 6:21 am

    Oh my!

  31. Beks on October 30, 2014 at 6:27 am

    LMAO! Your daughter is so flipping cute! Especially the stinger comment. :’-D

  32. Julie on October 30, 2014 at 6:32 am

    LOL!!!!!!!! That last one – bahahaha!! These are my fave posts!

  33. Brittney on October 30, 2014 at 7:34 am

    SPIT! I just cracked up and immediately shared this with my friend at work.

  34. Nicole on October 30, 2014 at 8:01 am

    She is soooo adorable!

  35. Erin @ Her Heartland Soul on October 30, 2014 at 8:27 am

    Oh my goodness! I mean if you have to have spit on your face at least it’s your child’s spit right? haha I’m sure she’ll love to hear this story one day! 😀

  36. Maria on October 30, 2014 at 8:32 am

    This made me LOL!!! My little one just started something new, she says “Kiss Kiss” grabs your face with both of her little hands, stares at you until you pucker your lips and gives your the sweetest little kiss. It’s adorable!!!

  37. kristin @ W [H] A T C H on October 30, 2014 at 8:45 am

    ah-ma-zing.

  38. Kate @ SoCal Runner Gal on October 30, 2014 at 9:03 am

    DYING!!!!

    She is the CUTEST.

  39. april on October 30, 2014 at 9:04 am

    haha liv has such a spunky personality! she would be cracking me up 24/7 =)

  40. Tracy on October 30, 2014 at 10:20 am

    Oh my gosh! So entertaining! Thanks for lifting my Thursday 🙂

  41. Tricia @ A Couple of Dashes on October 30, 2014 at 11:01 am

    OH.MY.GOSH. A spit facial massage?!!? WOW! hahaha!

  42. Brittany on October 30, 2014 at 11:21 am

    these are always my most favorite posts — she is TOO much! And I totally almost spit out my lunch while reading the zinger. oh my goodness 😀

  43. Amanda M. on October 30, 2014 at 11:30 am

    Always my favorite posts! 😀

  44. Catalina @ Shades of Pink on October 30, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    OMG OMG I can’t stop laughing! Well, at least spit is natural, raw, and maybe organic?! lol “i am gonna sting people” is pretty good too haha

  45. Missy on October 30, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    Ohhh the spit! Maybe she’s on to something? This is great that you have these documented.

  46. Christina Recine on October 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    Hahahahaha those just made my day!!

  47. Lara on October 30, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    These cracked me up. She’s such a beauty!

  48. Gina on October 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    I LOVE these posts!! She looks adorable in her costume!!
    Gina (from Massachusetts)

  49. Hayley on October 30, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    That’s brilliant! I personally love a little tiny hand passing you something and then you realise it’s something extracted from a nostril! Nice!

  50. Emily @esquaredsouth on October 31, 2014 at 6:33 am

    And these are the reasons I can’t wait to have children! All the things they come up with! Thanks for sharing the funnies of Olivia. They will be priceless for her to look back on when she’s older.

    Have a great weekend!

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