Livi-isms

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“Mom, thereโ€™s a cat. Donโ€™t sneeze, ok?”

 

“Olivia, come here!”
“My name is not Olivia. Itโ€™s seawater fish. Iโ€™m a cat unicorn. And a cat mermaid. And a cat fairy. I transform into three things.”

 

“Why are you wearing old pants?”

“Theyโ€™re distressed; I bought them like this.”

“Why do they have holes in them?”

“I donโ€™t know. Theyโ€™re cool?”

“I donโ€™t really think so.”

 

“Dad, you have two chins.”

“What??”

“Yeah, one chin here, and one chin here.”

“Livi, thatโ€™s cold-blooded.”

 

 

More Livi-isms here, here, here, here and here

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14 Comments

  1. Julie Verhage on September 11, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    lol this is too good. Kids are so much smarter than we even realize

  2. Rebecca @ Strength and Sunshine on September 11, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    I’m with Livi on distressed jeans ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. Meg on September 11, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    YOU KNOW THESE ARE MY FAVS!!!! And omg, Gina. It’s so crazy how much I can see you in that pic of her!!!!!!!!! <3 I love it! She's one lucky girl ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Fitnessista on September 12, 2016 at 11:09 pm

      thank you so much, friend

  4. Erin @ Her Heartland Soul on September 11, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    Ha! That last one!

  5. erin on September 12, 2016 at 6:43 am

    Oh that kid!!!!!!! the last one is ohhh ouch! hahahaha!

    • Fitnessista on September 12, 2016 at 11:08 pm

      hahahah. we laughed pretty hard at that one

  6. Cassie on September 12, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    Hahaha.

  7. Karlie on September 12, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    Ha!! Livi-isms are my favorite. Too funny.

    • Fitnessista on September 12, 2016 at 11:05 pm

      mine too! so happy you enjoy them, too!

  8. Jodie on September 12, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    Adorable!

    • Fitnessista on September 12, 2016 at 11:04 pm

      thank you! she is so funny

  9. Meagan on September 13, 2016 at 10:12 am

    She makes me want kids! Lol

  10. Katie @ Peace Love & Oats on September 13, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Ahahahaha! I love the brutal honesty!

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