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“Mom, there’s a cat. Don’t sneeze, ok?”


“Olivia, come here!”
“My name is not Olivia. It’s seawater fish. I’m a cat unicorn. And a cat mermaid. And a cat fairy. I transform into three things.”


“Why are you wearing old pants?”

“They’re distressed; I bought them like this.”

“Why do they have holes in them?”

“I don’t know. They’re cool?”

“I don’t really think so.”


“Dad, you have two chins.”


“Yeah, one chin here, and one chin here.”

“Livi, that’s cold-blooded.”



More Livi-isms here, here, here, here and here

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  1. lol this is too good. Kids are so much smarter than we even realize

  2. I’m with Livi on distressed jeans 😛

  3. YOU KNOW THESE ARE MY FAVS!!!! And omg, Gina. It’s so crazy how much I can see you in that pic of her!!!!!!!!! <3 I love it! She's one lucky girl 😉

  4. Ha! That last one!

  5. Oh that kid!!!!!!! the last one is ohhh ouch! hahahaha!

  6. Hahaha.

  7. Ha!! Livi-isms are my favorite. Too funny.

  8. Adorable!

  9. She makes me want kids! Lol

  10. Ahahahaha! I love the brutal honesty!

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