Livi-isms
Me: We’re going to the store.
Liv: For what?
Me: Chicken and coconut milk.
Liv: Ohhhhh that sounds WONDERFUL.
(Pointing at Bella) “Bella, you are NOT A HUMAN.”
Livi’s yoga teacher: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Liv: I’m going to be a bumblebee!
Yoga teacher: Oh, so cute! You’re going to be the sweetest little bumblebee.
Liv: I’m gonna sting people.
And now, the zinger…
Liv: Mama, close your eyes. I’ll give you a massage?
I close my eyes, and get the most glorious little face massage with tiny hands. Then, I realize my face is wet.
Me: Liv, why is my face wet? What did you use?
Liv: Spit. I’m using it like lotion.
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ahahahh chicken and milk… dont know anyone else who would get that excited over them!
hahah! the little things
Hahahaha! That is great! She is such a diva 😉
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favourite post in the WORLD! Oh Gina, she is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wanna squeeze her! Yes, that last one with the spit is the best!
oh, and is that not the best picture of her EVER!?
Seriously. These posts make my day. Such a little cutie!
You better watch out for a cute but STINGING bumblebee in a few days!
right?! she’s on a mission apparently
This post made me crack up! SO cute!! She’s a gem.
Omg I love it! I have a 4 year old and can definitely relate!
Words can’t describe how much I love reading these! The spit lotion just made my day, haha. Very purifying. 🙂
you have much to look forward to 😉 xoxo
My daily dosage of cuteness has been served.
These are one of my favourite posts, Gina.
thank you linda! xo
These posts are my favorite!! Dying about the spit hahaha
LOL at using spit for lotion. My son thinks its funny to lick my face but I am so grossed out by it.
Oh no on the spit acting as lotion! She’s so cute!
Too funny and cute!! That picture of her is just perfect- she is gorgeous 🙂
thank you- she is an amazing little thing <3
I love these posts! She is such a sassy pants and I’m sure brings endless entertainment to you guys.
it never ends 🙂 xoxo
First of all, she is the most adorable little girl!! 🙂 Secondly, please share what your reaction was to the spit comment. lol! I feel like I’d be kind of proud of her for being so innovative. 😛
haha thank you! tom and i were cracking up. i just couldn’t believe it happened and she said that. what a nut haha
HAHAHAHA! I love it. That last one was so cute, had me crackin up.
LOL!!!! Oh my goodness, that is toooooo funny!!!! Please tell me you were laughing after that!!! My daughter strokes my hair right now and I love it. It’s the cutest thing ever!
tom and i were dying laughing. it was amazing and gross and hilarious
OMG! I love these posts 🙂 I look forward to them and always die laughing!!
thank you! i have so much fun putting the lists together
Hahaha! I actually laughed out loud at that last one. What a cutie! I love a lady with spunk. 🙂
Always, Anita
oh she has tons of that haha. xoxo
OMG. My husband is looking at me like I’m crazy because I just burst out laughing at that last one. “Spit. I’m using it like lotion.” Hahahahaha! Too cute.
hahahah! too much <3
Omg she’s so adorable!
…I’m going to sting people… lmao =) that ones my favorite
i was laughing so hard. so funny!
OMG that spit lotion is hilarious! At least it wasn’t toilet water 😉
hahaha right?? oh nooooo
That is AMAZING! She is just the cutest, smartest little one ever!
Xoxo
thank you! she is the best <3 xoxo
Love this post! She is adorable and she’s sure going to love reading these when she’s older 😉
These are great! I love when Livi-isms appear on the blog 🙂
hahah! i love when you do a livism post, it’s always guaranteed to make my day a little better!
hahaha the intention is there, but the follow through…spit?!…haha she’s still learning!
Oh my!
LMAO! Your daughter is so flipping cute! Especially the stinger comment. :’-D
LOL!!!!!!!! That last one – bahahaha!! These are my fave posts!
SPIT! I just cracked up and immediately shared this with my friend at work.
She is soooo adorable!
Oh my goodness! I mean if you have to have spit on your face at least it’s your child’s spit right? haha I’m sure she’ll love to hear this story one day! 😀
This made me LOL!!! My little one just started something new, she says “Kiss Kiss” grabs your face with both of her little hands, stares at you until you pucker your lips and gives your the sweetest little kiss. It’s adorable!!!
ah-ma-zing.
DYING!!!!
She is the CUTEST.
haha liv has such a spunky personality! she would be cracking me up 24/7 =)
Oh my gosh! So entertaining! Thanks for lifting my Thursday 🙂
OH.MY.GOSH. A spit facial massage?!!? WOW! hahaha!
these are always my most favorite posts — she is TOO much! And I totally almost spit out my lunch while reading the zinger. oh my goodness 😀
Always my favorite posts! 😀
OMG OMG I can’t stop laughing! Well, at least spit is natural, raw, and maybe organic?! lol “i am gonna sting people” is pretty good too haha
Ohhh the spit! Maybe she’s on to something? This is great that you have these documented.
Hahahahaha those just made my day!!
These cracked me up. She’s such a beauty!
I LOVE these posts!! She looks adorable in her costume!!
Gina (from Massachusetts)
That’s brilliant! I personally love a little tiny hand passing you something and then you realise it’s something extracted from a nostril! Nice!
And these are the reasons I can’t wait to have children! All the things they come up with! Thanks for sharing the funnies of Olivia. They will be priceless for her to look back on when she’s older.
Have a great weekend!