Penelope says


The rose

“Penelope, stop doing that!”

“Oh yeah, sorry. I was just breaking it.” 


P was in the backseat, silent, which was weird, so I said,

“Hey P, are you doing ok back there?”

“Oh yeah. I’m just living my best life.”



Me: “Oooh did you just see that lightning?”

P: “ Why it must be GREASED LIGHTNING!” (We watch a little too much Grease over here)



To the doctor after giving Liv a checkup: “Thank you so much for taking care of my sister and helping her be healthy.”



After taking a sip of my Greenie from Nekter: “Mama, your green juice makes me sad.”



“When I was born, I was stuck in the tunnel… but they pulled me out. And I was ok.”

Like WHAT.

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  1. Susanna on November 1, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    Love these!! So funny.
    The last part about when she was born – my mom read when I was little that kids have some memory of when they were born. She asked my brother when he was 2ish (he was 10+ lbs and had a shoulder dystocia) and he said it was “scary”. SO crazy!

  2. Tracy on November 1, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    Loved this as much as “Livisms”! So cute! She really is so mature for her age.

  3. Janice OKane on November 1, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    Love this so much!

  4. Mari on November 1, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    Too cute!!! I love the quote about living her best life. So funny!!!

  5. Julie on November 2, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    BAHAHA! I don’t think I can even pick a favorite.

  6. Erika S. on November 3, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Love these posts…”I’m just living my best life”…I just can’t… hahaha!!!

  7. Jade Peterson on November 5, 2018 at 11:53 am

    Thank you for sharing these! They always bring a smile to my face! #puregold

  8. Tammy on November 5, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    She’s so funny! You’re lucky she’s such a good talker for just turning 3! My 3 year 3 month old is nowhere near talking like that.

  9. Lauren on November 6, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    I love that she thanked the doctor for taking care of her sister – so sweet!

    • Fitnessista on November 7, 2018 at 12:10 am

      my heart melted!

  10. Sana on December 12, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    Ha ha ha pretty funny. It’s so cute you keep track of these. I love the one about her best life.

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