Livi-isms

 

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Livi: “I’m going to be a doctor.”

Me: “What kind of doctor would you like to be?”

Livi: “A brain doctor. Then I’m going to give you a shot.”

 

 “I would NEVER, ever, in the whole wide world. I would never kiss a frog!”

 

“Mom, listen to me. Wait, listen. I said FOCUS. Focus, mom.”

 

Livi [playing restaurant]: “What would you like to eat?” 

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Me: “Hmm. How about a sandwich?”

Livi: “We don’t have sandwiches.”

Me: “How about some pizza?”

Livi: “No pizza.”

Me: “What kind of restaurant is this?”

Livi: “An America restaurant.”

Me: “So you have burgers?”

Livi: “No, we only have ice cream and broccoli.”

 

“I like to eat, eat, eat, lobsters and bananas.”

 

Me: “Livi, do you know what they call children in Hawaii? Keiki! Isn’t that cool?”

Liv: “A keiki? That’s not really a word.”

 

‘When I was in your belly it was a lot of fun. We would Zumba and dance together. And then BOOM. Here I am!”

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32 Comments

  1. Megan @ Skinny Fitalicious on June 16, 2015 at 7:31 am

    Haha I like the Zumba in the belly. You’ll have to remind her of these when she’s grown up!

  2. Erin @ Erin's Inside Job on June 16, 2015 at 7:43 am

    Haha I love that last one!

  3. Sara @ Oats and Rows on June 16, 2015 at 7:46 am

    Haha the last one kills me! She is looking so grown up!

  4. Samantha D. on June 16, 2015 at 7:46 am

    Sooo funny my two year old says the craziest stuff sometimes!

  5. Laura on June 16, 2015 at 7:48 am

    Omg. She is seriously hilarious

  6. Gianna @ Run, Lift, Repeat on June 16, 2015 at 7:59 am

    She is getting so grown up and these are seriously adorable!

  7. Lauren Z. on June 16, 2015 at 8:13 am

    These are my favorite posts! Literally make me laugh out loud.

    • Fitnessista on June 16, 2015 at 10:25 pm

      haha so happy you get a kick out of them too 🙂

  8. Britt@MyOwnBalance on June 16, 2015 at 8:13 am

    I think the last one is my favorite. She is so funny! I wonder if she realizes that the same thing will happen with her sister?

  9. Erin @ Her Heartland Soul on June 16, 2015 at 8:24 am

    That last quote! haha Zumba party!

  10. Meg on June 16, 2015 at 8:54 am

    shes the coolest kid in the world. Miss you, livi goose! Xoxo

    • Fitnessista on June 16, 2015 at 10:22 pm

      we miss you!!

  11. Morgan @ Morgan Manages Mommyhood on June 16, 2015 at 9:17 am

    I read a bunch of these on different blogs, and I swear I think Liv is just the funniest kid out there. I legit bust out laughing each time.

    • Fitnessista on June 16, 2015 at 10:22 pm

      hahah thank you. she is seriously hilarious

  12. julie @ peant butter fingers on June 16, 2015 at 9:30 am

    that last one!!! “BOOM! here I am!” lol! she’s the cutest.

  13. Lauren @ The Bikini Experiment on June 16, 2015 at 9:35 am

    Focus, Mom. Too cute!

  14. Rebecca @ Strength and Sunshine on June 16, 2015 at 10:53 am

    Hahaha, best posts! <3

  15. Tracy on June 16, 2015 at 11:36 am

    HI-larious!!! Love “lobsters and bananas”! That’s gonna be stuck in my head now! And Zumba in the belly?! She has such an imagination!

    The one about FOCUS…. reminds me of my oldest at that age… he used to grab my cheeks with his hands to face him when he thought I wasn’t listening. It worked!! Haha!

  16. Livi @ Eat, Pray, Work It Out on June 16, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    hahah she’s too cute!!

  17. kristin | W [H] A T C H on June 16, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    oh my gosh, these are amazing. also, i want livi’s jump suit.

  18. Erika S. on June 16, 2015 at 2:08 pm

    She’s such a big girl now! Love the ice cream and broccoli…and “boom, here I am”! Classic!

    • Fitnessista on June 16, 2015 at 10:21 pm

      she cracks us up 🙂

  19. Katie @ Katie Wanders on June 16, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    adorable! So great that you have it documented 🙂

    Katie @ Katie Wanders

  20. Amanda M. on June 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm

    Puts a smile on my face every time. hahaha

  21. erin m. on June 16, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    Hahahahahaha I especially love the last one!

  22. Pam on June 16, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    Hysterical!
    Love these 🙂

  23. Julia @ Lord Still Loves Me on June 16, 2015 at 7:18 pm

    You have on hilarious little girl, Gina! If I have a daughter, I hope she has a sense of humor like Liv!

    • Fitnessista on June 16, 2015 at 10:17 pm

      thank you! she is a nut haha

  24. Tricia @ A Couple of Dashes on June 17, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    The last one is by far my favorite. Hilarious!

  25. Meg @ A Dash of Meg on July 7, 2015 at 9:08 am

    BOOM here I am 🙂 HAHAHAHAHA <3

  26. Alex @ True Femme on July 27, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Hahaha I love the last two!

  27. Shaina Anderson on September 28, 2015 at 12:33 am

    FOCUS Mom. bahahahah. Where do they come up with this stuff?

    A couple of recent favorites from Tripp: “Daddy, sit down. I need to have a conversation with you.” and after he finished helping me stretch “Thanks for helping Mama! You’re the best!” “No YOU’RE the best. I’m amazing.”

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