Livi-isms

 

Rain boots

 

Girl at the car repair shop: “Where did you get those beautiful eyelashes?!”

Liv: “Disneyland.”

 

[Another moment of realization that she is indeed my heart walking around outside my body]

“Oh, I JUST LOVE sleeping! Sleeping is the best.”

 

[As we’re walking out the door to leave]

Me: “Bye dogs. Bella, be a good girl.”

Liv: “Oh, Bella. She’s a trash can.”

[I had called Bella a trash can a couple of nights before, when she had eaten our leftover food off the table. Kids NEVER FORGET.]

 

“Watch me. I’m going to do my mushroom face.”

MY OTHER VIDEOS

[Scrunches face up into a scowl]

“See, look. I’m a mushroom.” 

  

This last one happened during naptime. I had put Liv down to sleep almost an hour before this happened, but she had been rolling around and playing in her bed. Suddenly, she starts yelling, 

“MOM. Mom, I need you.”

(And I think “Here we go again. Turn the music up, read another story, get more water to drink, etc.”)

“MOM. MOM! You forgot to put a diaper on me!”

Liv has been potty-trained during the day since this summer, but we still use diapers for naps and bedtime. Turns out that yes, I had totally forgotten to put a diaper on her for nap. Fail to me haha. 

 

“I want a brother or a sister. I’m the only one.”

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47 Comments

  1. Stephanie @ Macaroni and Cheesecake on December 9, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    So cute! Love that you are documenting these fun things she’s saying! Sounds like she is a super smart and fun little girl!

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:43 pm

      thank you. she definitely is 🙂

  2. Amy on December 9, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Does this mean shes getting a brother or sister?!

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:43 pm

      eventually, i hope!! not anytime soon though

      • angie on November 9, 2015 at 7:03 pm

        LOL she got her sister!!!

  3. Rachel on December 9, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    Awww she played the Sibling Card! Excellent. 😀

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:42 pm

      right?! i was like “how do you notice these things?”

  4. Ashley @ A Lady Goes West on December 9, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    Oh my gosh she sounds soooo adorable! I love these!

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:42 pm

      thank you! she’s the best 🙂

  5. Julia on December 9, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Ha! “I’m the only one!” Gotta love kid pressure. And then there’s my kids who are like, “Can you send this baby away, please? We have enough.”

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:40 pm

      hahah!

  6. Hannah @ CleanEatingVeggieGirl on December 9, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    The things she says are just adorable! I love these posts!

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:40 pm

      thank you! she is a funny thing

  7. Alex @ get big, go to work on December 9, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    These get me every time!! Too cute. Kids say the darnedest things.

  8. Carrie on December 9, 2014 at 2:21 pm

    That last one got me for sure, but I am pregnant and hormonal. 🙂 That is the sweetest thing ever. One of my biggest regrets in life is waiting so long to try for another after my daughter. There is almost a three year gap between her and the one I am pregnant with, after unfortunately losing a pregnancy in between. I can’t wait for my sweetie to have a sister!

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:39 pm

      awww! so excited for you <3
      i already feel kind of badly that we've waited for so long (and are continuing to wait). i hope i can get pregnant again, have a safe and healthy pregnancy, i hope all of these things, but at the same time, i think we made the right choice to wait a while.

      • Carrie on December 10, 2014 at 2:31 pm

        You will have plenty of time!! I think I may be a bit older than you. 😉 Despite having waited, the time line really worked for me in some ways- it is so awesome that my daughter will be really aware and able to help with the new baby. I’m sure it will be the same with Livi!

        • Fitnessista on December 10, 2014 at 2:48 pm

          yes, i hope so! i think she’ll be a huge help 🙂 also, kyle and i are 4 years apart and we’ve always been very close and never fought growing up. (even though i totally made him dress like a girl sometimes haha)

  9. Tricia @ A Couple of Dashes on December 9, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    OMG! So funny! If Disneyland sells magical eyelashes, I need to get me a pair stat!

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:37 pm

      right?!

  10. Hillary | Nutrition Nut on the Run on December 9, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    Always love these reads 🙂

  11. Jess on December 9, 2014 at 3:32 pm

    So sweet. Love the last one. My 3yr old often tells me about himself and my 5 year old (they are 23 months apart) “Sadie and I were babies together, Mom, did you know that?” ♡

  12. Emma @ Flower Wild on December 9, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    These are my favourite posts! She’s so adorable. I love the last one haha!

  13. Kristen on December 9, 2014 at 3:35 pm

    You really never know what kids are gonna say. They’re so funny!

    We’ve been working on potty training for about a month now. My son has done really great at home, but only in the past couple of weeks has he started telling us he needs to go while we’re out. We were at a restaurant the other day and he needed to go so I took him. When we came out he was so excited. He yelled across the restaurant,”Daddy, I pottied! I really did! Now you need to potty too, Daddy!” Haha

    • Fitnessista on December 9, 2014 at 3:37 pm

      hahah that is awesome!
      sometimes when we’re in public restrooms, liv will sing and do “the potty dance” (a ridiculous dance i do when she goes) for ME. i’m like thanks liv hahah

  14. Linda @ TheFitty on December 9, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    MOM LOOK, IM A MUSHROOM!!

    :DDD I want to give her the biggest Christmas present.

  15. Britt on December 9, 2014 at 3:52 pm

    I may or may not have (but totally did) fallen off my couch laughing at the mushroom face one!!

  16. Amanda @ Slimplify Life on December 9, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    I think we have a Sleepnessista in the making 😉

  17. Becky @ TheBexFactor.com on December 9, 2014 at 5:41 pm

    Haha! Too funny! Love the sibling comment.

  18. Meg @ A Dash of Meg on December 9, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    I THINK THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE ROUND 😀 laughing out loud as always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! Just what I needed today 🙂

    Liv: “Oh, Bella. She’s a trash can.”

    hahahahahahaa

  19. Ryane on December 9, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    Aaaaaaaaaaaadorbz

  20. Erika on December 9, 2014 at 7:47 pm

    LOL she is too cute!

    “Oh, Bella. She’s a trashcan.” lolol

  21. Meagan on December 9, 2014 at 8:22 pm

    THESE ARE MY FAVORITE POSTS! She’s a riot! How old is she now? So cute 🙂

  22. Nikki@will run for pizza on December 9, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    LOL ohmygosh so freakin’ cute.

  23. Christina on December 9, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    Love when u post these!! Too cute

  24. Sara Crandall @ Lake Shore Runner on December 10, 2014 at 5:05 am

    I love these posts! Liv is hilarious 🙂

  25. Cassie Vaughn on December 10, 2014 at 5:45 am

    So sweet! I’m itching at the bit to have my first. Here’s hoping it happens in the next couple months!

  26. Laura B @ FitMamaLove on December 10, 2014 at 7:42 am

    Yes, get on that last one! 🙂 Your readers need another mini Fitnessista!

  27. Lizzie @ The Magic Tree on December 10, 2014 at 7:58 am

    Livi-isms are some of my favorite posts of yours! I was also wondering where she got her eyelashes 🙂

  28. Tracy on December 10, 2014 at 10:25 am

    Aww so sweet she wants a brother or sister!

    And I wholeheartedly agree about sleep! It is the BEST!

  29. Jen on December 10, 2014 at 10:40 am

    Omg. She is sooo cute. The sibling card, too funny because they are just so observant. <3 I want eyelashes from Dinseyland <3

  30. Brittany on December 10, 2014 at 11:29 am

    I love your Livi-ism posts, especially after meeting her this week! She is too precious! 🙂

  31. Livi @ Eat, Pray, Work It Out on December 10, 2014 at 11:32 am

    I love these!!!! So cute!!

  32. Jess on December 10, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    Ah she is so cute! My girls were bdghing for a sibling until they got one then they were asking the midwife to take her back! Haha they adore her now though.

  33. haley @Cupcakes and Sunshine on December 10, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    What a cutie pie!

  34. Jessie on December 11, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    Too funny! I love the “I want a brother or sister” I’m the only one. I have a 3 yr old son and he hasn’t asked yet about a sibling. Funny everyone asks about baby number 2, huh? I get asked all the time:)

  35. Molly on December 11, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    My 5 year old nephew told his mom she is a mean mommy because he doesn’t have a sister like his daddy does! (Aka me) haha. I think they get it from school when the other kids have siblings and they feel like, hey why don’t i??

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