Livi-isms

Liv at tvr 

“Mom, where are we driving?”

“We’re going home.”

“WRONG! We’re going to get an acai bowl!”

 

(After a feral cat ran away when she tried to pet it.) “Cats hate people. It’s their job to hate people.”

 

“Last night I had a dream I was being chased by a tiger. I was freaking out.”

[Freaking out?]

“That sounds scary! Did you get away?”

“No, he ate me. Then I was in his belly.”

 

“This is all just a hot mess.” (<— she learned this one from yours truly. Oops.)

 

“Mom, what is your purpose in the world?”

Ummm. Way to put me on the spot, kid. 😉 

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  1. Hillary | Nutrition Nut on the Run on August 20, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    These always make me smile/laugh. I imagine they’re 100x funnier in person 😉

    • Fitnessista on August 20, 2015 at 9:10 pm

      totally. way better with her sassy high-pitched voice haha

  2. Mollie Kimmel on August 20, 2015 at 2:47 pm

    hahahha! all of those have me laughing out loud

  3. April on August 20, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    Wow. Some pretty deep questions coming from such a small child.

    Also, those shoes on her are adorable! Where did you get them?

    • Fitnessista on August 20, 2015 at 9:09 pm

      right? she surprises me all the time
      nordstrom rack! i get most of her shoes there- the prices are awesome and they always have cute stuff

  4. Marit on August 20, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    I’m with her on the cat thing. Smart girl!

  5. Rebecca @ Strength and Sunshine on August 20, 2015 at 2:56 pm

    I feel her on the cats 😉 Hate cats!

  6. Allie on August 20, 2015 at 3:42 pm

    I love Livi-isms so much! The last one is my favorite. The cutest!

  7. Megan @ Skinny Fitalicious on August 20, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    I love it when kids talks like they’re grown ups. It’s hilarious!

  8. Alexandra on August 20, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    Haha too adorable! I’ve never been a cat person so I especially like that comment 😉

    • Fitnessista on August 20, 2015 at 9:07 pm

      i prefer dogs too, but it cracked me up. (and liv loves cats!)

  9. Catherine @ foodiecology on August 20, 2015 at 7:11 pm

    Love the cat one (because I feel the same). And that’s pretty deep asking your purpose! 🙂

    • Fitnessista on August 20, 2015 at 9:06 pm

      right? i was like, “what do i say?!” haha

  10. angie on August 20, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    Wow. Go Livi. I loved the comment about the Acai bowl…she knows you toooo well. LOL

    I cant wait to hear about the conversations with Livi and her new little sister. I know that’s a few years away but I am excited. I love hearing little kids conversations. Tooo entertaining.

    • Fitnessista on August 20, 2015 at 9:06 pm

      she is a nut haha.
      and you’re right! i’m so excited to hear them together

  11. Erin @ Her Heartland Soul on August 20, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    Love her Livi-isms! She’s growing up too fast! haha

    • Fitnessista on August 20, 2015 at 9:06 pm

      right?! i’m like slow the heck down haha

  12. Gina on August 20, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    OMG!!!! I love reading these posts. Livi looks so grown up in that photo and so adorable!! Gina (from Mass)

    • Fitnessista on August 20, 2015 at 9:06 pm

      thank you! she is getting so big <3

  13. Mary Ann on August 20, 2015 at 10:26 pm

    She is such a hoot! My nephew cracked me up the other night, he was making these weird grunting sounds so I told him if he had to make a poopy he should go to the bathroom (he’s 7.5, I knew he wasn’t really trying to poo, it’s just that with little boys you can always rely on bathroom jokes for a laugh). He said , “I’m trying to lay an egg, yo!” and resumed grunting. 😀

    • Jill on August 21, 2015 at 10:14 am

      Ha! The fact that he ended with “yo” is extra hilarious!

  14. hayley on August 21, 2015 at 2:28 am

    So cute! Love how she has already developed seriously good taste in the food department 😉

  15. Britt@MyOwnBalance on August 21, 2015 at 3:57 am

    Ha! She is hilarious! I love the acai bowl comment. How on earth did you answer the last one!?

    • Fitnessista on August 21, 2015 at 3:32 pm

      i don’t even remember what i said. i was so shocked haha

  16. Christina on August 21, 2015 at 6:15 am

    I love the “hot mess” comment. Hilarious! and way to smart for her age!

    • Fitnessista on August 21, 2015 at 3:31 pm

      hahahah!! right?

  17. Julie on August 21, 2015 at 8:28 am

    That is such a cute age. The stuff they say is hilarious sometimes – especially when they’re repeating stuff they’ve heard us say (& sometimes not so much…). 😛 These are my favorite posts!

    • Fitnessista on August 21, 2015 at 3:30 pm

      right? sometimes i’m afraid for what might come out that i’ve said haha

  18. Mo on August 21, 2015 at 9:39 am

    These are solid gold -hahaha! What an awesome little human you’re raising 🙂 xoxoxo

  19. Becky on August 21, 2015 at 9:59 am

    HAHA! What is your purpose. OMG I would die. What a precious little soul she is.

    Also, I agree with her about cats. 😉

  20. Liz on August 21, 2015 at 10:42 am

    LOL, these are gems!

  21. Sara @ Oats and Rows on August 22, 2015 at 8:15 am

    I love your livi-isms posts! They are so adorable/hilarious

  22. kyla on August 22, 2015 at 9:51 am

    Are you sure Livi is only 3? She sounds like a 20 year old 🙂

    • Fitnessista on August 22, 2015 at 3:19 pm

      seriously. she is too big for her britches haha

  23. Giselle on August 23, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    Haha! Ayden referred to himself as a hot mess once. Also from me. Oops!

  24. Pam on August 23, 2015 at 1:55 pm

    Hysterical!! Do you try keeping a straight face or do you laugh?
    I would totally burst out laughing!

  25. Clara on August 23, 2015 at 7:31 pm

    Love it! 😀 She is hilarious!

  26. Laura @ Semi-Vegetarian.com on August 24, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    I love when they repeat stuff… sometimes a good way to know what we’re really saying. Haha One day my almost three year old son held my face in his hands and said, “Awww, Mommy! You my little cutie sweetie. You my big girl.” 😛

    • Fitnessista on August 24, 2015 at 10:19 pm

      that is amazing

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